So one of my students today was talking about new teachers, and goes, "A new teacher is when she looks like a noodle." I looked at him like he was crazy. I then asked, "Am I a noodle?", and he immediately replies with, "Yes". I had no idea what he was talking about so I asked, "Well, what makes me a noodle?"
And he goes (all serious), "Well, you're skinny, and noodles are skinny."
I started cracking up!! First, it makes no sense. Second, I don't consider myself skinny BY ANY MEANS. It was the best thing I'd heard all day.
This kid will be getting all A's on his report card! Haha JK, but seriously, he called me skinny. He should get something haha ;)