[Even more] funny one liners.

• I intend to live forever, or die trying.
• Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
• To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
• A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
• Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
• If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Top 10 Baseball Movies of all time

(according to MovieMantz)

10. The Pride of the Yankees
9. Bang the Drum Slowly
8. Fever Pitch
7. A League of Their Own
6. The Bad News Bears
5. Field of Dreams
4. Eight Men Out
3. Major League
2. Bull Durham
1. The Natural

Internship?

A couple days ago I was kind of offered an internship at the B newspaper (to work with photography). I'm flattered and would like the experience except that I'm really busy right now with school and softball.

Maybe another time. :)

One of those days.

It's been one of those days where things just seem to fall apart. It started off by only getting 4 hours of sleep this morning. Then it proceeded to getting an unwanted grade on a quiz from last week.

School is just really frustrating right now, and I seriously need to get away. And I can't. I have so much work that I can't afford to just skip a weekend.

Ugh.

Yankees headed to ALCS!

The Yankees swept the Minnesota Twins tonight and are headed to the ALCS!!!! <3

Horoscope of the day.

"Your ability to handle work comes and goes in pieces today -- and you need to make sure that you're focused on the good times! You are sure to be low now and then, but you can use that time to regroup."

Interesting.

Feeling like 'blah'.

Tonight's one of those nights where I feel like doing absolutely nothing. I know I have work to do, but I'm feeling like blah. My head kind of hurts, and I'm tired. I swear, I better not be getting sick!

I seriously wish I could freeze time. Wouldn't that make life so much easier? Yes, yes it would.

Whoever invents that, give me a call.

Names I like.

Girl names:

• Riley
• Taylor
• Skylar
• Sydney
• Erika
• Megan
• Madison
• Kenzie
• Dani
• Ashlynn

Boy names:

• Brian
• Logan
• Derek
• Cole
• Cody
• Chris
• Jordan
• Mark
• Andy
• Lucas
• Brady
• Eric
• Michael
• Scott
  

Eddie Cibrian.

Eddie Cibrian = sexy.

Plain and simple.

I watched CSI: Miami tonight because Eddie Cibrian has joined the cast (WHO I LOVE!), and tonight's episode looked amazing. It dealt with Eddie's character being taken hostage, and oh boy, was he a sexy hostage or what!? Of course it helped that he took his shirt off when another hostage was shot and of course he decided to undress and use his own shirt (fine for me though!).

Ugh, I can't afford to watch another show, but I like Eddie Cibrian! Grr, why does he have to be so darn dreamy!?

I got James Patterson's autograph.

On Saturday, my sister and I went to the National Book Festival in DC; it was so much fun! I waited in a very long line to get James Patterson's autograph, but it was well worth it! He also spoke in the Mysteries and Thrillers tent afterwards, and I have to say he's a pretty funny guy.

Overall, great day! :)

Yankees clinch AL East!

The Yankees clinched the AL East yesterday!

woot.

Emmys 2009.

I actually watched the Emmys last night (I wouldn't normally), and I did because of 3 words: Neil Patrick Harris. I thought he did a great job hosting, and I watched because of him.

The show was funny and entertaining; way to go Neil! :)

I live in the state of 'single'.

First off, being single stinks. I don't care what people say; no one likes being single! Being single is kind of depressing, especially when all your friends have boyfriends who they talk about constantly. My mom always said you could get a boyfriend if you really wanted one; some guys will date anyone. I kindly said, "No thanks." I think I'll wait for someone who actually likes me. Except now, I'm kind of tired of waiting. How long does a girl have to wait for that special someone? Seriously, can someone tell me? I like to think everything happens for a reason so I'm trying to believe everything will work out in the end. And for those people wondering, my dream guy is: a Red Sox fan, 6'0+, and has great hair. Now let me explain: as some may know, I am a die-hard Yankees fan so why would I want to have a boyfriend who's a Red Sox fan? Well, here's my theory: I've always wanted to be that couple at the Yankees/Red Sox game who the announcers talk about on TV because one is a Yankees fan and one is a Red Sox fan. I also want a tall guy. Yes I'm 5'1 and everyone is considered tall to me, but I also want to be that couple that looks a little awkward because of the height.

I'm not extremely picky, but those are my wants as of now. However, at this point, I'll just take a great guy.

Congratulations Derek!!

Derek Jeter just broke the Yankees all-time hits record!!!!!!!

2,722 hits

Congrats Derek! <3

Great song. Great message.

Believe In Me - Demi Lovato

I'm losing myself,
Trying to compete,
With everyone else,
Instead of just being me.
Don't know where to turn,
I've been stuck in this routine.
I need to change my ways,
Instead of always being weak.

I don't wanna be afraid,
I wanna wake up feeling beautiful today,
And know that I'm okay,
Cause everyone's perfect in unusual ways.
You see, I just wanna believe in me.

The mirror can lie,
It doesn't show you what's inside,
And it, it can tell you you're full of life.
It's amazing what you can hide,
Just by putting on a smile.

I don't wanna be afraid,
I wanna wake up feeling beautiful today,
And know that I'm okay,
Cause everyone's perfect in unusual ways.
You see, I just wanna believe in me.

I'm quickly finding out,
I'm not about to break down, not today.
I guess I always knew,
That I had all the strength to make it through.

Not gonna be afraid,
I'm gonna wake up feeling beautiful today,
And know that I'm okay,
Cause everyone's perfect in unusual ways.
You see now, now I believe in me.
Now I believe in me.