[More] funny one liners.

• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
• Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
• The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
• To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
• When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
• Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
• When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
• Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
• A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.