Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Everything happens for a reason.

I believe that, I do. However, I need something to happen for me, and if it doesn't...I can't think of a reason why it would be a good thing. Basically, it has to happen.

[More] funny one liners.

  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  • The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
  • When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
  • Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
  • When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  • A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Funny one liners.

  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
  • I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
  • I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
  • I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
  • The Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery.
  • There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
  • We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
  • When there's a will, I want to be in it.
  • I live in my own little world, but it's okay because they know me there.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

New poem.


You make me feel lost,
When I search for your soul.
You make me feel small,
When I try to console.
You make me feel lonely,
When I try to fit in.
You make me feel afraid,
When I try to win.
You make me feel sad,
When I try to be with you.
You make me feel worried,
With everything you do.
You make me feel everything,
When you're close by.
You make me feel unimportant,
And I want to know

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

17 Again.

First, I just want to say that...THIS MOVIE WAS AWESOME!!! Okay. I'm calm. Let's start again.

I got advance screening tickets to see 17 Again, which stars my future husband Zac Efron. I may be a little biased because I love him, but I will say that this movie was great! The storyline was interesting, it was funny, and the acting was spot on.

Advice: Go see this movie.

Thursday, April 09, 2009


I pulled a muscle in my lower back last Saturday during softball, and let me tell you: it's a painful thing. It's getting better though, but it still hurts. I have a doctors appointment tomorrow so hopefully I'll get something strong to take for it.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

New poem.

Not Mine

Your smile, your jokes
It’s everything about you.
The way you act,
How you carry yourself,
Is how you got my attention.
The way you look at me,
Or laugh at my jokes,
Makes me smile,
When you’re not looking anymore.
But reality hits like a slap in the face,
When you and her start talking.
And that’s when I realize,
I’ve been wishing for the impossible,
For something that won’t happen,

Because you’re hers, not mine.