Tuesday, April 21, 2009

[More] funny one liners.

  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  • The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
  • When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
  • Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
  • When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  • A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

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