Tuesday, January 05, 2010

[Even more] funny one liners.

  • I intend to live forever, or die trying.
  • Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
  • To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
  • A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
  • Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
  • Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
  • If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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