Shawn: We owe it to Nick to catch this clown. It’s your fault he got suspended.
Gus: It’s our fault.
Shawn: How come when something is my fault it’s mine exclusively? When it’s your fault, we share it equally.
Gus: Because I went to college.
Shawn: That’s not cool.
Shawn: Oh no, Gus is melting! I need to wake up.
Tony: Not until you learn your lesson.
Shawn. I did. I learned how important I am to everyone.
Tony: This isn’t about them. Haven’t you seen It’s a Wonderful Life?
Shawn: No. I can’t do black and white.
Tony: How about A Christmas Carol?
Shawn: I can’t do subtitles. You know what I did see? Elf!
Shawn: We need to get out of here. Alright you’re going to squeeze through this window, and then circle around to the front of the building.
Gus: And then what!?
Shawn: I don’t know. Create a diversion. Throw-up on a baby. Sing really loudly. Pee in the dunk tank.
Gus: My arms couldn’t fit through there, Shawn.
Shawn: Are you kidding? It’s not like you’re wearing floaties. You can squeeze through that like old toothpaste. I’m gonna give you a push; I’ve seen this work plenty of times.
Gus: Where, on Winnie the Pooh?
Shawn: And other places.