From the book, "P.S. I hate it here! Kids' letters from camp".
Dear Momy, Dad,
I got Harry Potter. It's amazing, everyone dies. Just kidding. I haven't finished it yet. Thanks for the Hulk comics, they're awesome. Thanks also for the goggles even though the mask is huge. Camp is great. It's hot as hell here. I think I've gained weight here. I'm fat. The food sucks, but I still eat it.