From the book, "P.S. I hate it here! Kids' letters from camp".
Dear Mom & Dad,
The second you left I ran to write a letter to tell you how many friends I made. One kid is playing other kids for $50 in poker. 1 kid lost $10. But don't worry I didn't play. If I did I would play the house.
P.S. Dad that poker set could have been useful after all.