From the book, "P.S. I hate it here! Kids' letters from camp".
Dear Mom & Dad,
You know me, I complain, but once I get somewhere I usually have fun. This is not fun. I am not exaggerating when I say this is the worst week of my life ever. Camp sucks!! Why? I am homesick. I know kids but not well enough to follow them around every day. Yesterday, I went to Jordan and started blubbering like a baby and said I want to go home. He said that wasn't an option. I can't take this for much longer though. I want you to make Jordan let me leave!! Please, I am begging you. I am embarrassed to say I cry every day. This is not a camp from my dreams. It is the 100th level of hell. Save me or else I will get out of here by doing something stupid. I am not joking. I hate this stupid camp. I am getting out of here. Write me. I NEED MORE STAMPS. Save me!!! I am out of stamps.